Rainbow Cookie

No matter what gay thing it is you sell there’s somehow always a way to make it gayer.

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1/1024th Cherokee

Reference to race-colonizer and onetime presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren. In her hands she holds a copy of Pow Wow Chow to which she is a contributor.

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Virtue Signal The Game

Detractors love to point out how the game, in and of itself, is a form of Virtue Signaling.  As if that were unintentional.

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Social Media Fact Check

A reference to “fact-checker” platform Snopes’s ongoing battle with satire site the Babylon Bee.

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Having a minority girlfriend is simultaneously progressive and also colonialism.  See Minority Girlfriend (Microaggression.) No one ever said this had to make sense. Chinese reads 爱你亲爱的<3 “I love you, darling.”

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An Avocado

Avocados are great and their association with hipsters is completely unfair.

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Occupy the Sunlight

This card sucks and I hate it.

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Graduation Vasectomy

What could be better for the planet than self-sterilization?

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Hipster Keffiyeh

It’s not cultural appropriation when we do it.

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Genital Self-Mutiliation

Reference to the 2004 abomination Kinsey.  If you haven’t seen this film, do yourself a favor and don’t.

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