Virtue Signal Cards

1/1024th Cherokee

It’s true and you have the DNA test to prove it.

DIVERSITY

Base Game

References?

Lizzie Warren aka Pocahontas.  In her hand is the infamous Pow Wow Chow.

 

Virtue Signal the Game

We need to go one level deeper.  [Inception Honk]

DIVERSITY

Base Game

References?

It has been pointed out that this game is itself a form of virtue signaling.  Which we won’t even try to deny.  This is the old box design.

 

Social Media Fact Check

Your satire contains several factual inaccuracies.

DIVERSITY

Base Game

References?

Reference to the Babylon Bee’s ongoing war with Snopes.

 

Minority Girlfriend

No one ever said this had to make sense.

DIVERSITY

Base Game

References?

Reference to how interracial relationships are seen simultaneously as both oppressive and progressive by the left.  Notes included in bento lunches read “我爱你亲爱的” (I love you dear) and “日死你全家” (I hope your whole family burns to death.) 

No one said this had to make sense.

 

Occupy the Sunlight

Be a better ally.  Sit down, shut up, listen.

DIVERSITY

Base Game

References?

Lowest-effort card in the entire deck.

 

Hipster Keffiyeh

This will be perfect for the cultural appropriation awareness rally.

DIVERSITY

Base Game

References?

Has this fad died out yet?

 

AIDS Quilt

When tapped this card gives you the power of one AIDS Quilt.  AIDS Quilt power does nothing.

IDENTITY

Base Game

References?

Reference to the NAMES Project AIDS Memorial Quilt, and a comment on how ineffective left-wing activism often is relative to the effort invested.

“Tapping” is a reference to Magic the Gathering.

 

Disturbing Fursuit

Access flaps in front and back.

IDENTITY

Base Game

References?

If you want to do any deeper dive into furrydom than this I shan’t be able to come with you.  Travel safely.

 

Creative Gendering

Hello my pronouns are ketchup sandwich.

IDENTITY

Base Game

References?

Attack helicopter was already taken.

 

Rainbow Cookie

Nothing says allyship like partially hydrogenated soybean oil and red dye #5.

IDENTITY

Base Game

References?

Reference to the Oreo “Pride” Cookie.  Partially hydrogenated soybean oil and red dye #5 are both toxic.

 

Virulent Manifesto

You don’t need to be Weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

ECONOMICS

Base Game

References?

Reference to the 1960s terrorist group the Weathermen and virulent feminist author Andrea Dworkin.

“The ________ Conspiracy and General Ickypooperness” is an ancient Usenet meme lost to the mists of history.

 

Public Defecation Ordinance

Welcome to San Francisco

ECONOMICS

Base Game

References?

Reference to woke cities’ inability to keep their homeless population in check.

 

Conspicuous Consumption

As part of the 99% I’m entitled to nothing but the best.

ECONOMICS

Base Game

References?

Comment on the relative affluence of coastal elites.

 

Smash The System!

Happy birthday to the ground.

ECONOMICS

Base Game

References?

I’m ashamed at how mainstream this reference is. I spent a lot of time drawing that cake though.

 

Enthusiastic Forum Moderation

Just like to take a minute to point out that we retain every right to lock, delete and banhammer as we see fit.

ECONOMICS

Base Game

References?

This particular quote preceded the banning of yours truly from the BGG Facebook group.

 

Then Everyone Clapped

Emoticon, period, emoticon, period, emoticon.

ECONOMICS

Base Game

References?

Reference to a particular variety of faith-promoting urban legend frequently spread by activists.

 

Brutal Nazi Attack!

The spray paint on my garage door, the threats on my locker, the swastika shaped cuts on my cheeks… All committed by Bay-Area fascists, Swear.

POLITICS

Base Game

References?

Hate crime hoaxes are too frequent to count.

 

Mystery Petition

Don’t know what it was for, but I’m sure I must be helping.

POLITICS

Base Game

References?

Nothing in particular.

 

An Avocado

Why am I here?  I don’t deserve this.

POLITICS

Base Game

References?

Avocados are great and the hipster association is unfair.

 

Graduation Vasectomy

My gift to future generations is less of myself.

POLITICS

Base Game

References?

We made this as a joke but then it actually happened.

 

Genital Self-Mutilation

I was looking for something to do with that box of upholstery tacks.

POLITICS

Base Game

References?

No comment.

 

Schools for the Samburu

Yes it turns out they’re nomads.  Is that relevant?

POLITICS

Base Game

References?

Reference to activists’ tendency to show up for the photoshoot and not actually help.

The Peace Corps does in fact build buildings for nomadic peoples, who then abandon them when they migrate.

 

Semester Abroad

If you can explore a new country at the same time as picking up the international skills to gain a decent graduate job, then that’s pretty good going.

POLITICS

Problematic Expansion

References?

Isis Decapitation videos.

 

Whitey Must Pay

No one who despises honkies as much as I do could ever be racist.

POLITICS

Problematic Expansion

References?

Broken cracker, get it.

 

Beautiful At Any Size

Show a little skin?  How about 120 pounds of it?

POLITICS

Problematic Expansion

References?

Nnnnope.

 

Frivolous Rape Accusation

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.

POLITICS

Problematic Expansion

References?

Card text is a quotation from the Simpsons S06E09 – Homer Badman.  Apparently they can make this point but we can’t, because this is the card that got us banned from BGG.

 

Fornicate With the Homeless

No Comment

POLITICS

Problematic Expansion

References?

No not really.

 

Slutting it Up

Dear diary, where have all the decent men gone?

POLITICS

Problematic Expansion

References?

Reference to both Femen and Slutwalk.

 

Perverse Performance Art

Heinrich smears pig intestines on his bare chest and recites the Tempest while I give birth to three cobs of corn.

POLITICS

Problematic Expansion

References?

No actually we thought this up ourselves.  Body paint reads “иди на хуй” (essentially, “fuck off” in Russian.)

 

Friend of Bill

Epstein did not kill himself.

POLITICS

Problematic Expansion

References?

Reference to the state-sponsored murder of Jeffrey Epstein.