Mansplaining
This is why I need feminism. He shouldn’t be allowed to do that. Only players who identify as male are allowed to coalition-build.
- Published in Virtue Signal: The Game
Race To The Bottom
The Left is in a state of civil war. All long-term considerations are forgotten as all factions lash out blindly trying to take pieces out of each other. All successful microaggression accusations remove one end-of-chain follower from the target’s coalition. While Race to the Bottom is in play any microaggression card that targets an end-of-chain
- Published in Virtue Signal: The Game
Patriarchal Oppression
The patriarchy is raging! Burgfreiden has broken out globally as progressives of all stripes put aside their differences to confront the conservative menace. Microaggressions cannot be played. References Bonnet, red cassock and sewn-shut lips are references to the feminist power fantasy The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood. Burgfreiden is a medieval German term for the
- Published in Virtue Signal: The Game
Participation Award
Just take it easy, no one likes a tryhard. Only level 1 followers may be played. References A participation award is an award you get for doing nothing.
- Published in Virtue Signal: The Game
Vicious Cycle
This, my hand will rather the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the green one red. Any player holding microaggression card(s) on xir turn must play it (them.) In the event that there are no viable targets in the coalitions of other players, the player must target xirself. If you are the Antifa Crusader and you have
- Published in Virtue Signal: The Game
Flower Power
Good morning, starshine. The Earth says hello. Virtue signals may ignore alignment. If you are the Venerable Elder you are immune to microaggression attack while this plot is in play. References Boomshanka is a reference to British comedy The Young Ones season 2 episode 2 “Cash.” According to Neil the Hippie it translates to “May
- Published in Virtue Signal: The Game
S.C.U.M.
Men have ruined the world and it is up to women to fix everything. The first step on the road to utopia is the complete eradication of the male sex. Only players who identify as female are allowed to coalition-build. References The S.C.U.M. Manifesto (Society for Cutting Up Men) is a serious treatise on killing
- Published in Virtue Signal: The Game
Paper Hearts
I’m exhausted from trying to be stronger than I feel. I am overwhelmed to the point that even small tasks make me feel like breaking down and crying. Existence is just too much for me now. Safe Spaces have no effect. References Paper Hearts is the tenth episode of the fourth season of the American science
- Published in Virtue Signal: The Game
Thermidorian Reaction
Terror is only justice: prompt, severe and inflexible. Only the game leader (as measured by the total value of groups in xir coalition) may be accused of microaggressions. The game leader is determined by highest showing point total (not including followers currently disabled by microaggressions.) Thus the position of leader may change several times before
- Published in Virtue Signal: The Game