“Facts don’t care about your feelings.” Superpower: Saving Throw vs. Illusion The Logic Bot always treats SJW characters as their biological gender (The Brood Matriarch is Biologically female.) Superpower: Destroyed by Facts and Logic Once per game you (the Logic Bot) may cancel all SJW plots currently in play and play ant two plots you

“I’m the bad guy?” Superpower: Economically Viable Any time a job card is played D-Fens may instantly play one raider from his pool. Superpower: Enough is Enough! Once per game when an SJW player is on the verge of winning (showing point total of 13 or above) D-Fens may instantly deploy all the raiders from

“I do not want to uwu, people uwu at me.” Superpower: Celtic Migrations The Mad Lad may move raiders after they have been deployed—within one coalition, or from one coalition to another.  Moving one raider counts as one turn. References The Mad Lad of Albion refers to none other than his Dankness himself, Count Dankula,

“Volkish!” Superpower: Homo Virtue Ac Potentia Pura Iron Pill Phil may deploy 1-toxicity raiders directly from his hand (no need to play them to the Spawning Pool first.) Superpower: Aura of Ickyness Iron Pill Phil has an automatic +2 toxicity against all SJW players who currently identify as female. References Iron Pill is a character

The Fantasy Tradwaifu® Fantasy Playset comes with everything shown here.  Wheat Field and bloemenkrans sold separately.  Superpower: Outstanding in her field. Once per game the Tradwaifu may gaslight a male SJW character for free.  This action counts as a turn. Superpower: Unsimpable. You are immune to the “Unquenchable Thirst” special card.  This is partly because

“The framework of society stands above & below me.  The hardest thing to destroy, yet the weakest thing that exists.” Superpower: Body Count After any action (taken by you) that results in NPC trophies being taken, Trenchcoat Mafia need only return half the normal number of raiders to his pool (rounded down.) References The Trenchcoat

“Out of the sewer, literal vampire pot bellied goblins are hobbling around coming after us.” Superpower: Secrets Mankind Was Not Meant To Know The Oracle may, at the beginning of his turn, prophesy the future appearance of any SJW plot card.  When this card is actually played the oracle may move twice on his next turn,

“Raaaaauuugghhh.” Superpower: Rapture-Ready Once per game you may reanimate all the dead raiders (in the discard pile) and play them to your pool.  This action counts as a turn. References The Swamp Zombie character is a commentary on Hollywood’s rather offensive tendency to depict rural Americans as dangerous animals or even as actual monsters. Zombie’s likeness