“Pull up a fencepost and have a seat.” Owner of this mighty capuche can claim (if implausibly) to be of any alignment or combination of alignments at any time. Beanie also conceals baldness. References This refers to once-liberal-now-semi-conservative journalist Tim Pool and his ubiquitous blue-gray beanie hat. While Tim seems to be improving over time,
Owner of this artifact may ignore coalition-building restrictions from plot cards so long as their reputation remains pristine (no micro aggressions played to their coalition.) References This refers to no specific thing, other than woke corporations’ enthusiasm and support for dangerous and violent causes (so long as it does not hurt their brand.)
Lean in close and The Eye will whisper to you its dying wishes. Name your own successors. The owner of this artifact may instantly replace a destroyed NPC with a card from xir hand (if it fits). Can prevent the breaking of chains. References Readers may recall shortly after Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death that some
You’re just better than other people. Attach Blue Checkmark to any NPC follower in your coalition. This follower is invulnerable to microaggressions and to destruction and may not be stolen. Attaching Blue Checkmark to a follower that is already microaggressed does not remove the microaggression. References The Twitter illuminati, obviously.
For one round (each player gets one turn), all players’ hands are exposed, and each player may treat the hands of any other player as if it were xir own. IF EXIST Marxist Academic he may play twice during this round. At the end of the round destroy KREMVAX. Cards and superpowers that grant additional
Contained within this vault is the power to collapse every government and corporation on Earth. Permanently attach this artifact to any NPC follower in the play area (yours, or someone else’s). If this follower is destroyed for any reason, every NPC and raider in the play area is destroyed, even the Blue Checkmarks. Spawning Pools
Target character changes to the opposite gender for the remainder of the game. This operation may be safe-spaced but not reversed. Sorry, honey. (If you are the Brood Matriarch just chuckle and go about your day.)
Owner of this artifact may sacrifice (discard) a virtue signal card (from xir hand), dig through the discard pile for a microaggression card and play it immediately. If Vicious Cycle is in play you must take this action, if possible. If you are the Antifa Crusader you may/must* take this action multiple times per turn.
The owner of this artifact may consume one NPC (from xir hand or from xir coalition) and completely reorganize xir coalition, including any attached raiders, any way xe pleases (so long as they fit, proper alignments and all that.) This action counts as a turn. References Although shorter human trafficking routes seem to be everywhere, information