“Out of the sewer, literal vampire pot bellied goblins are hobbling around coming after us.”
Superpower: Secrets Mankind Was Not Meant To Know
The Oracle may, at the beginning of his turn, prophesy the future appearance of any SJW plot card. When this card is actually played the oracle may move twice on his next turn, and make a new prophesy. The Oracle may not change his prophecy until it comes to pass.
References
The Oracle, obviously, refers to host of InfoWars and inscrutable holy man Alex Jones.
His Oracular ability is a reference to his tendency to be wrong in many of his specific predictions, but eerily prescient in the broad strokes. His prophesies are riddles to be decrypted only by the faithful.